ELePHANT Premium Beer

Carlsberg
Denmark
7.2 ABV

C. Pretty clear other than massive amounts of particles.

H. Pee yellow (the type of yellow after you take a lot of vitamins)

N. Confusing scents, smells just like any normal American type of lager (Bud, Miller, etc.)

Dos: Junk. I think we both agree that this tastes like pure saltwater. It looks like pee, tastes like salty water, why do people want to drink this? I mean I think the normal Carlsberg tastes better than this crap, and this is supposed to be the premium version? Dude, no. Two minimal sips of this beer and I was done. I don’t usually toss beer out, but this was one of those not so good ones. This monstrosity should not be consumed. Thank goodness we didn’t even pay for this beer since it was a gift. Nice gift…..lol. Score = 1.31

Fermentation: Ok, so this is a beer that is by appointment to the Royal Danish Court……FOR LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN BEER, STAY THERE. ELePHANT is not the normal Carlsberg which is pretty good, this is stronger in alcohol, and stronger in the taste like poo style. Not impressed in this at all, it is bland and tastes like a run of the mill lager. The only thing that is remotely cool about this beer is the bottle. Lets focus on the positive; The bottle is green, it has some cool writing on the glass, and there is a metallic elephant on the label. Back to reality, LEAVE THIS ONE ON THE SHELF! Score = 1.003

Overall = 1.1565